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Cooking
Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.

Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat.

Porridge: Thick oatmeal rarely found on American tables since children were granted the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words “Putrid,” “hORRId,” and “sluDGE.”

Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, as well as when it is removed.

Oven: Compact home incinerator used for disposing of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.

Microwave Oven: Space-age kitchen applian
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appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

Calorie: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.
Thumbs Up for all…all the answerers..thanks…Sweetu,meri joke ko bakwaas bolne ke liye shukriya..

LUCIO

4 Responses to “Funny clean jokes.definations of various terms.Please star if you like?”

1. Master Piece on November 2nd, 2009 1:34 am

   Good.. Nice..

2. cats on November 6th, 2009 4:52 pm

   Funny! Good ones! 100!

3. sweetu on November 9th, 2009 3:23 am

   Oye itni Bakwas likhne ki Kya Jarurat hain

4. zia on November 15th, 2009 5:01 am

   sorry no patience to read.