Dear esteemed, friends: Will you join me in my summer vacation home on Mount Damavand, it is a small brown hut, reflecting the brown persian tribe living inside, for a shish-kebab party? It is my birthday, yay! You must greet my with
“Tavalodat mobarak”- happy birthday, or I shall boil your eyes in my urine! heheheh… Just kidding, I will not do that. I will however spit on your face for failing to greet me.

We shall have lamb ********* cooked in rice with raisins and beef kabobs piled on the finest of silver platters. My hashish stockpile is also exquisite, we shall trip the night away on my fine narghilahs crafted of silver and ibex horn.
We shall slake our thirst on kumiss , our concoction of fermented horse milk. And snack on the noblest of foods, the cashew.
We will retell battles and legends of the past. We will always end our stories with: “Oh, Cyrus, we shall re-establish your domain!”
Come my friends, my stone grill grows cold.

BARRY

7 Responses to “Will you join me for Shish-Kebab?”

1. Athée StarChildVT on April 5th, 2009 5:33 am

   Lamb ********* and fermented horse milk… yummmm!

2. corrosionfactor on April 8th, 2009 5:48 pm

   Not on those terms, no.

3. mighty.macabros on April 11th, 2009 5:40 pm

   You lost me at raisins….

4. wrey1 on April 13th, 2009 6:53 pm

   That doesn’t sound very Kosher.

5. tim2honorgod on April 15th, 2009 5:03 pm

   Sorry, I’m a vegetarian . . but I’ll be glad to watch you eat it. Then we’ll talk about where those ********* have been.

6. r4spb3rry on April 15th, 2009 9:32 pm

   For such nicely worded invitation.

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